Do you have Viking blood?

The last time I was asked “do you have Viking blood?” was four days ago. I can’t remember what exactly my answer was, but I did write the question down to use for a blog post later.

My DNA-based ancestry report is all over the place. So is yours, by the way. And everybody else’s. Most importantly, there is no “Viking blood marker”, although I’m sure 23andme etc. wish they could sell that, and somebody probably does. Still, there is a chance you have Viking blood indeed, even if you have no Scandinavian blood at all. In fact, that might increase your chances…

Who were the Vikings?

The Vikings series on TV shares a certain characteristic with novels, books such as The World of Vikings, etc. Namely, the TV focuses on epic battles (and half-naked men and women, and amazing hairstyles, but I digress), longboats, settlements that never lasted too long. There are few craftsmen, farmers, animal herders who are mentioned other than in passing or when a blacksmith needs to make more axes faster.

Surprisingly, this is a correct representation.

The noun “víkingr” (feminine version: “víking”) means “pirate”. There is a reason why “Viking Age” is considered to be a clearly defined period between 793-1066 A.D. The Norse neither suddenly appeared in 793, nor did they die out in 1066. When used as a verb, (a-)víking meant raiding by sea. Farmers and craftsmen were not, er, viking around – unless they were particularly brave, I suppose. (I’ll admit I haven’t researched that yet.)

The exact date when the Viking Age began is known to the day: on June 8th, 793 the raiders invaded the monastery in Lindisfarne. They didn’t call themselves “Vikings”, same as they didn’t refer to their language as “Old Norse”. At the beginning they would raid, take what they could, then return home. Soon enough they discovered that they didn’t just have to take gold – there was land to be settled as well, in warmer climate, with more fertile soil. The raids started to turn into explorations. This would eventually lead to the discovery of America by Leifur Eiríksson – curiously enough it happened when he was on his way to bring Christianity to Greenland and got lost.

So about that blood…

If we remember that actual Vikings were only those who went viking, we’ll realise that once the raids turned into explorations and settlements they spread their DNA all over the territories invaded. A hypothetical child coming from a long, long line of craftsmen who have never left Norway or had relations with someone who had, would be 100% Norwegian and 0% Viking.

The best chances of having a trace of Viking blood – remember that quite a few generations have passed since the year 1066 – come from having been born in the UK, ideally with ancestors who didn’t travel much once they killed the monks. A map of Viking conquests will show us the territories near the coasts (duh) – England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Faroe Islands, France, Spain, Iceland, Eastern Europe, quite a large chunk of Russia, Italy, plus – thanks to Leifur – Newfoundland. The settlements themselves were mostly placed in Northern Scotland, England, Russia, Iceland, Greenland, and France. The remaining territories were mostly explored/raided, but not settled.

Bear in mind, however, that Vikings did spread their seed a lot. The fact that, say, Germany didn’t have a Viking settlement doesn’t indicate that there are no descendants of Vikings living there.

Also, once you know that Scotland has been one of Vikings’ favourite places to invade, you will understand why Up Helly Aa takes place there of all places.

Who am I?

I just looked at my genetic ancestry results and discovered they changed. This isn’t completely unexpected, as the growth of the database means more accurate results. I am, however, a bit baffled about the scale of the change, as I am now apparently 87.5% Eastern European up from 75% when I last checked (um, half a year ago?) My Scandinavian ancestry component – 0.5% if I remember correctly – is now completely gone. I’m still 7% Ashkenazi Jewish, but somehow my 15% Balkan DNA disappeared. I’m also 0.2% Native American, and, sadly, 0.0% British in any sense of the word. The main thing this proves is that the DNA tests aren’t exactly reliable when it comes to heritage.

(Maybe those things change with age… I’m now too old to be 15% Balkan. That’s what happens when one turns 41.)

My DNA shows 0.0% Scandinavian blood. This doesn’t mean anything either, seeing as percentages halve with each generation, and the numbers are rounded to the nearest 0.1%. If we assume that each generation took 30 years before deciding (or not) on kids, and 959 years have passed since the end of the Viking era, that would mean approx. 31 generations between my grand-grand-…-grandfather Ragnar Lothbrok and my Scandi-free self. Two to the power of 31 is 2147483648, which means that if my grand-grand-…-grandfather was Ragnar himself, I now carry 0.000000004 per cent of his genetic make-up, and if he had two kids, each of whom had two kids, that means there are potentially two billion people descended from Ragnar. (Which is, obviously, not possible since I don’t think ten generations later people did DNA tests to make sure their grand-grand-…-grandparents were not blood relatives of nth degree. On the other side, as you will read in my upcoming Vikings: from history to History e-book, Ragnar had many more children than two.)

I’m 0.2% Native American – apparently. Nobody in the previous four generations of my family – I haven’t bothered with the complete family tree, I’ve got books to write – ever went anywhere outside Europe. 0.2% means only five-six generations assuming that grand-grand-…-grandparent was entirely Native American, and less if he/she was half or quarter-Native American. I never met my biological father, but I happen to have seen a picture of him, and he definitely had non-white ancestors. This is where my knowledge ends, and as the “update” of my DNA ancestry on 23andme shows, I am unlikely to find out who, where, and when shared this 0.2% with me.

Had one of my parents been British or Irish, my chances would have increased greatly. As things are, I rely on my Eastern European heritage for my non-existent Viking heritage claims.

Did you just say “non-existent Viking heritage claims”?

As I mentioned, the Viking era ended in 1066. The date when Leifur landed in America falls earlier, since he died in 1020, and remember he was on a mission to spread Christianity. This is why occasional glimpses of Internet forums where 13-year-olds argue which of them is more Viking than the other and whether they will go to Valhalla if they become soldiers make me chuckle. No, not all Vikings were blonde. Neither were/are their descendants. While originally the raiders came from what is now known as Norway, Sweden, and Denmark they didn’t only find blonde, white women to be of interest. The fact that someone has long, blonde hair and a beard, took off his top, got splattered in ketchup and grabbed an axe for an Instagram photo doesn’t make this person a Viking. Neither does weightlifting, being a soldier and killing people, nor being white. (Please don’t start raiding foreign countries or your neighbours’ houses.)

As for those last words, I’d like to add that the Gods created nine worlds. They didn’t create nine Scandinavian countries. Saying that a black woman living in Japan can’t be descended from the Gods is actually offensive towards the Gods themselves. Trust me, they created multiple worlds, they can board a plane (see American Gods for proof!) and go wherever they want. This is why the answer to the title question is either “probably” or “yes”. As long as you remember that once the sons of Ragnar, including obviously my grand-grand-…-grandfather Björn Ironside settled somewhere, they were no longer Vikings. They were Norse immigrants who used to go viking back in the day.

PS. Permission for a runic tattoo granted

I have once accidentally taken part in a lively discussion regarding runic tattoos. The question was whether a girl coming from a country I can’t remember has “the right” to tattoo runes on her skin. I mentioned that I’ve got runic tattoos and somewhat sarcastically asked whether I should have them removed, but the 13-year-old moderators approved of my ink based on my Eastern European heritage. I can’t remember what the consensus on the girl’s further inked fate was, but my personal take is that it needs to be remembered that runes were not only used for magical purposes, they were an alphabet. It’s like arguing whether a non-Norwegian has the right to tattoo the letter Ø on their arm. The worst that can happen is that the girl will end up with a small charcoal grill on her arm.

The way I see it is that the tattoo means what the person carrying it believes it means. If you get a tattoo (like a friend of mine recently) of a rune based on what you’ve read about its meaning, good for you. If you get it because it looks cool, good for you. If you get it because it’s a protective spell given to you personally by the Gods, good for you (hopefully – their gifts always come with a price tag). If you want to know how to say “small charcoal grill” in Old Norse and write it correctly using the right alphabet for the period, you need to ask someone who has more expertise than me.

8 thoughts on “Do you have Viking blood?”

  1. onepennyfiddle

    Love this! My DNA changed recently, too (good bye, 6 % Iberian peninsula). Since most of my people came from Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales, I bet I can guess how those 4% Swedish genes got in my pool. And I have never wanted to be a Viking-or go a-viking. Maybe one of those Celtic ancestors was on Lindisfarne, and the DNA remembers…

    1. There’s something very ominous about “The DNA remembers”, although it clearly has bad memory judging by how much it’s changed its mind about us! “Did I say Iberian? I meant, uh… Liberian. I’m sure. Or was it Berlinian? Bulgarian? Librarian? It definitely ended with N…”

  2. I tracked my family lineage back to William king of scots and Bjorn Ironside it’s amazing once you start digging funny part is all these generations the women in the family still show strong traits

  3. Recently a beautiful, ancient Aeolean Greek cum Viking helmet was unearthed in the Vika Gorge of Ancient Macedonia. It was adorned with wings that loosely resembled horns. The story is that the Vikings were freemen and their families rewarded with liberty and a beautiful territory of their own. They organized to build ships and move to the Scythia (Saka Thea) of the North: Saka Andinaovioi.”Andin” is Aeolean Greek for “warrior.,” Naovioi refers to the ships. Today we say”Navy.”

    A lot of this happened before 1500. B.C. Some of the ship movement happened to remove the last of the families from Vika after the Romans defeated the Epiran Navy, a confederation of Aeolean, Dorian, and other Greeks. If the Greek Four and had won, pirates would today be called Romates and we would think THEY were trashy.

    I think the ancient Norse runes need to be examined by someone fluent in Ancient Luwian (Aeolean Greek).

  4. I did my dna and I am 53.7 British and 47.3scandinavian I live in the northwest of England my farther seems to be the one with the Scandinavian gene he had blue eyes and black hair his family name charlson is an American version of carllson only found this out recently the dna people said I was unusual my mother was brown eyed and sallow skinned with dark brown hair so she would be celtic as her family go back generations in Yorkshire

  5. This was extremely helpful to me. I’ve recently embraced a Viking heritage that I don’t even know if I have. I’ve been wishing that I could find out if I actually have it or not, and I feel very reassured now that it probably doesn’t really matter. Thank you.

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